which kind yawa be this?

There's this trend going around
I saw another lady post hers
Kai everybody's getting it
Chi-Baby no escort other people come life to dey count their enjoyment na

Sharp sharp
Operation on- point strategy

They say the way to a man's heart is through good food
Some say it's the acrobatics of za oza room
Well for this big move I combined both

Pimmmm pimmmmm
Hubby was back

Heyyyy Baby girl gonna gerit tonight

I had put the kids to bed early
Made his favourite dish and it was hot and waiting
Scented candles everywhere
Love was in the air my brethren
I knew I had him on lock down

Ran him a hot bath
Sumptuous meal, check
Good girl behaviour, check

Hubby was drifting to sleep after we did the opa Gangnam style
Perfect timing
So in the sweetest of voices I said
'Baby, everybody's getting a push gift but see me na after two kids, I want Range Rover.....,'
'Ehen' he replied
I tap him 
'Is that all you have to say?' I asked
'Yes na, Babe let's just sleep, I had a long day. Z is almost two years old and besides na CS you do you no push'.....

Ahhhhh my chest!!
This bullet hit hard!!!

My people here I am in the kitchen making breakfast and one small voice is saying 'add more pepper, add more pepper'

Men and brethren shul ai?

Comments

  1. WazagaOctober 14, 2021 at 7:32 PM

    Men and brethren, he loves plenty pepper in his food!!

    Kai... no smileys to add here.

    ReplyDelete
  2. ChommydelightOctober 15, 2021 at 11:24 AM

    Chinkini Range Rover ohhh
    After somebody's son will be saying 'i'll give you the world's.🥴🥴🥴

    ReplyDelete

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