Bingo on the lose

My people, I was taking my daughter to school when I heard sounds of feet behind me and a man making a call signal.

I turned to see what was going on, only to find a correct dog right behind me.

Hmmmmmm my mouth opened on its own accord, next thing I knew, doors were flying open because the way my screaming pierced the air, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

The man started apologizing profusely, saying the dog just took off the minute he opened his door.

And everyone went into their rooms as per, normal occurrence.

Since I set foot in the Dublin, I think dogs are dragging numbers with humans.

Everywhere you turn, someone has a dog and you need to see how protective they are about it.

They smile and tell you 'Don't worry, he/she is friendly and loves to play'

Then they pause with their dog and wait for you to rub the dog.

It's considered impolite and somewhat rude when you don't.

I opened the lift today to find one gigantic dog and the owner staring it me.

Semi human and she was saying 'She's a very calm dog's

Giant dog that can swallow something?

See this oyibo people oh

Who una dey whine?

The ugly memory of how a dog gave me a hot chase and I narrowly escaped intact is an indelible mark in my mind.

Oyibo people please oh

Whenever I remember, I just cross to the opposite side of the road to avoid confronting any dog. I no get energy.

On the flip side, I hear you can be paid close to four thousand euros if a dog bites you.

No be to go pass besides this lion looking dog wey I dey see so?