SHEY YOU WON DISCOVER MUNGO PARK

....the plaintiff is hereby awarded the sum of 20million as damages for....

Kris fainted

You see, Kris was the full package
Tall, dark and handsome
Even his account balanced
He'd always brag to his friends that he could get any lady
It simply came with the territory as per fine Bobo

The lounge was beautifully decorated
Close friends were seated while they were serenaded with cool love songs
Jenny bursted into tears as she walked into the lounge to find Kris on bended knees with the most sparkling ring ever

The most beautiful surprise engagement
Every woman's dream!!!

On a sweet sunny day in October he went in company of friends and some family members for introduction and was given the marriage list
Unbeknownst to Jenny, Kris was already married with kids in another state
All hell broke loose when Kris called it quits 4 years later as his family were finally relocating to join him 

'I gave him four years of my life, went through alot for him, gave up my savings, gave him my body, turned down 3 marriage proposals. He kept changing the date for our wedding and I just couldn't understand why. My family and I have been turned into a laughing stock in our community' Jenny said in tears before the court.

You see, what Kris didn't know was that our laws make provision for one to sue based on breach of promise of marriage.

Ehennnn you!
Felicia is the 13th girl you've promised marriage to, just after calling it off with Angela on the claims that your family don't like fair people
Or you
After collecting the ring you tell your girls we go chop this guy mugu. Maga don pay!
How about you?
After training you in school, you suddenly realized he wasn't your class

You're in that courtship flexing and chopping life, knowing fully well you've got no intentions to marry that person
Remember Kris oh before you discover Mungo Park.



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