WAHALA BE LIKE....

'#1000, for wetin? One painter of garri #1000!!!'
'Mama Julie no be the same garri you sell for me #800 on Tuesday?'
'Customer no be my fault, you no hear say dollar don increase again?' Mama Julie replied me

As of yesterday,
One Naira=570 Dollars
One Naira=655 Euro
One Naira=770 Pounds

It's no longer news that the Nigerian Naira is on a free fall, prices of basic goods skyrocketting, businesses closing up on the daily and many citizens left hungry and at the brink of depression.

As is characteristic of this hardworking government, yesterday the CBN governor called out AbokiFX a website that reports exchange rates on parallel market, as the cause of the tanking of the Naira hence, they'd be coming after it.
My God!!!
To say I was shocked will be putting it mildly.
Hahahaha It's like blaming livescores for Arsenal's incessant loss. 
Leaving the root cause to treat symptoms
No be juju be that?
We are clearly in this dip because of the embodiment of incompetence, inefficiency, bad policies and corrupt practices of the economic leadership.

Abeg all these grammar doesn't affect me you say?
Na person wey get money dey buy Dollars.
Ok, there's a Mama Julie living around you or you'd be meeting one in the market today

CBN Governor said AbokiFX and anyone vexed by his genius findings and general statement should come fight him at his CBN office

Abeg who get Jim Iyke number?
Wahala be like wetin again?

Comments

  1. WazagaSeptember 18, 2021 at 10:30 AM

    Like my friend said... Emefiele is worse than Buhari. Now we can see why our economy is dancing azonto

    ReplyDelete
  2. OsazeeSeptember 18, 2021 at 10:39 AM

    It is well with the Nigerian economy.

    ReplyDelete
  3. ChommydelightSeptember 19, 2021 at 7:34 PM

    To think we are endowed with very sound minds and brains, it's a wonder why we should be wallowing in such economic mess.

    ReplyDelete

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