Abeg I no do again

I stared at the kettle
Willing the water to boil quickly
This was going to be my third try
And I hoped I'd be done with this little business before hubby would notice

Some things in this life can ultimately embarrass you
Very little things at that

Anyone who knows me can testify that I'm a good cook but you see this thing called pap, hmmmmmm
As I poured in the hot water and stirred the pap didn't even bother acknowledging my efforts, it simply went from a little stream to a big river

Three attempts and I got the same river of Babylon
This pap did not only disgrace me, it used my good cook title to mop the floor and threw it out the window
I was about turning it into the sink like the others when I turned to see hubby watching me
Oh nooooooo
After I had bragged?
This thing is no respecter of person, title, colour or achievement in life

Hubby quietly walked past me into the kitchen and in five minutes a perfectly made pap was sitting on the kitchen counter
What in the conspiracy was that?

Well, as I laid on the bed blaming my inability to make the perfect pap on some mysterious headache and tiredness I couldn't help but thank God oh
What if it's this thing my in-laws used to test me before issuing the wife material certificate?
Such ingredient and nonsense!!!

Comments

  1. WazagaOctober 22, 2021 at 11:37 PM

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I give up

    ReplyDelete
  2. ChommydelightOctober 23, 2021 at 11:59 PM

    Some persons deserve awards for their prowess in making pap.
    The rest of us need divine intervention.

    ReplyDelete

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