Super powers indeed!!!

After running round the room trying to dress D, I left the battle to the gods
This little toddler didn't understand that his mom was light years older than he was and as such didn't have his hyper-active kind of energy
He wanted me to expend the little energy I had just because he wanted wearing a different shirt from the one I chose for him

I concentrated on getting his sister and myself dressed before going back for him and the merry go round began again

Finally caught him and as I proceeded to get him dressed

Next thing I heard was
'super gekko muscle'
Ehhhhhhhhh, you say?

As the little man wrestled and got away from me he screamed 
'super cat speed!!!'
Racing from the room to the parlour
Next he was shouting 'super owl wing' when I caught him

At this point I couldn't contain the laughter that had built up and so I erupted in crazy laughing 
Seeing that all his super powers did next to nothing for him he resorted to screaming the names of the cartoon super heros
Amaya!!!
Connor!!!
Greg!!!

And like the Biblical prophets of Baal, none answered his desperate cry  of course
Obviously realizing now that cartoon was way different from reality
He started shouting
'Daddy please come and help me!!!
Daddy help your son!!!'

Hahahahaha
I thought the young man had forgotten who his biological parents and real super heros were

Wink!
Wink!!

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