Which kind love be this?

Hubby drives home from work
I run out as the loving wife material that I am and throw my hands around his neck and kiss him.😋

Me: Baby welcome
   How was work today?
Hubby: Was good. Lots of files to treat...

Cut him off
Me: Baby where's the bounty?
Hubby: which bounty?
Me:  (feign surprise)
      I told you I wanted chocolate na, and you promised to buy it on your way back.
Abeg hurry before the kids hear you.
(Pretending to be angry?
Hubby: Hahahaha ohhh ok, 
         My drama Queen is at it again?
         My Dear that pattern don clear
        Go and tell Baba, the format don cast
        It's not working again. Try harder next          time.

My thoughts: So this Igbo man has finally caught on to me? Let me try another strategy.
I employ a meek disposition and wear my cutest puppy face

Me:  But Baby
Hubby: Madam abeg let's go inside jor
            Abi you won dey outside?
            Besides, where are my children?

Small marry that we married
Only four years and he's acting like this?
I thought he said he'd do anything for me
That I was his mumu button
Ordinary chocolate I no fit get man to give me 
Yet Aunty Delilah collected all of Sampson's power and the guy was even smiling
Biko how did she do this thing?

Let me get my jotter and biro
I need to go for some aspire to acquire lessons.

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  1. WazagaOctober 5, 2021 at 1:30 PM

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    You neba chee chum chin

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