Husband snatcher!!!

Told you hubby had gone on a long trip to Lagos right?
He called last night that he'd be returning today
Ohhhhh how I've missed my Chocolate fountain

You all know how the thing goes
Made him a sumptuous meal
Everywhere sparkling, with nice fragrance

From the door he began screaming
'Where's my Baby girlllll?
Sweetheart, come come come'

Your girl was all smiles and blushing as I opened the door to welcome him
Guess what?

He looked at me, smiled and said 'Babe how far?'
Bypassed me and embraced our daughter who came running to him with wide open arms
'That's my Baby girl' he exclaimed as he gave her a sound kiss on both checks
Then went ahead to fist bump our son with their signature handshake

Wait fessss
So what am I?
Who am I?
Mannequin?
I assumed everybody was high with excitement so I decided to be chill 

It's been over 2 hours ohhhh
And the gang are all sitted watching TV
I walked past over and over yet no acknowledgement 
It seemed hubby and his girl were lost in a world of their own
Hmmmmmmmmmmm me, the blue blooded grand daughter of Chief Amadi of the Okpaga-Elechi dynasty 
Me, royalty beg man for attention?
NEVER!!!
It's alright because it's not today I got to know the fact that men can fail hence I have master Jesus as my lover

She went everywhere with him
From unpacking to dinner 
Right now she's all smiles and cuddling with my man!
Someone would definitely not be having her night time tea today.
Husband snatcher!

Comments

  1. WazagaJanuary 9, 2022 at 10:37 PM

    Sombori is feeling very jealous o

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ChommydelightJanuary 10, 2022 at 10:43 PM

      Jealous of who?
      For what?
      I know my worth oh
      See, my value is more than gold. A very hot cake in the market. It's just that i'm just a peace loving woman hence my silence.

      Delete
  2. UnknownJanuary 10, 2022 at 3:08 PM

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. V.January 10, 2022 at 5:34 PM

    Lmao girl you need to up your game oh; these little madams aren't smiling. They come in and the attention is all theirs. Seems like this girl has your man where she wants him - in her palms. Chai

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ChommydelightJanuary 10, 2022 at 10:38 PM

      Ok, this comment pierced my heart.
      Dr 90210 here I come.
      Let's see who'd be writing when I return.
      😭😭😭

      Delete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Happie boys show!

Image
Two Chicken Republic security guards have become internet sensation overnight.  For whatever reason, boredom, entertainment of customers or just for the sake of being happy, they chose to dance on their duty post. This was recorded and posted online; Happie boys right? Consequence; By the end of the day their dance video had gone viral, consequent upon, they got fired. Reactions; People began condemning the drastic action of their employer on social Result ; The duo due to the publicity, began getting crazy number of followers on their social media pages, endless gifts from their overnight fans, to State Governors giving cash gifts, job offers and even scholarships have been offered. Lesson for today: Sometimes doors are shut in our faces and for sure it would hurt. Worst still these doors might be to people or places where you've given you best and your all, only to be kicked to the curb. Well, as seen from the example of the Security Guards, that disappointment you
Read more

God, abeg break my bone and leave my phone!

Image
Did I just hear crrrrraaacccck? Dear Lord please please let this cup pass over me As I fell down the stair, bodily harm was the very least of my concerns  You know how much it cost me I deprived myself of alot of things I was hurrying to pick something outside The new Samsung phone I just got last week was in my back pocket When forces of darkness pushed me and I fell down a stair How else can one explain this if not enemies that are after my life? My mind was already calculating the cost of changing screen Hey God! You know I've been a good and kind person from childhood  Don't allow this evil happen to your child Your beloved obedient daughter A silent tear ran down my cheek as I slowly lifted myself off the floor  I was on my feet but It felt like I had spaghetti for legs My stomach was doing a million flip Gently, very gently I brought out the phone Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy it was the phone case that cracked My miracle working God showed up strong for me Headed straight
Read more

PEOPLE LOVE BAD NEWS!

Image
People love bad news People love to hear bad news about others And yes, people love to spread bad news about others! Nigerian Actress Angela Okorie has been online ranting, from one person to the other. This person is bad, The other person is a killer Today it's Mercy Johnson and her mother who are witches and turn people into goat. Someone you claim to have been close to? Everybody around you is bad and you're the only good one? Sometimes people try to trash talk another because they either feel intimidated, are envious, or feel they're in some form of competition. It's only a handful of times that you get the truth. You talk trash about people and say it's boldness and you're calling them out with your full chest? What evidence do you have that Mercy Johnson's mum turned people to goat while she was alive? How many people did you know she turned to goat? What did you do with this knowledge? Aren't you an accomplice then for keeping quiet? T
Read more