SNOOPER!
You know that feeling.
You know it now, why are you staring at me with corner eyes?
Look at me directly if you've not done or felt it before.
I just felt it
Some daughters of Eve poking in my territory?
You know that tiny voice with horn? Ehhhh that one.
That tiny horn voice was just whispering up and down
I could only imagine how wild Eve's mind was going when Satan was talking with her.
Well, i quickly took hubby's phone oh to do something, cant really remember what and behold, phone refused to open and app was busy saying 'snooper detected'
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i went from zero to hundred oh.
Me, Chioma, snooper? A whole Chi-Chi?
First things first, when did he start locking phone?
I completely forgot i knew the password,
Completely forgot hubby told me while setting it up because of our kids.
I was sweating, vexing, thinking...
Worst part was the tiny horn was laughing.
And that's how hubby met me all swollen up like a toad.
Well, he unlocked the phone for me to see my head that i kept inside.
Trust, is a very essential commodity in every relationship. Never allow any seed of discord to be sown in your heart.
As for 'snooper app', just imagine the imagination.
Me, snooping on man i used my hard earned money to marry?
Sharply hubby deleted the disrespectful thing, never to be seen again.
Ingredient and...
Chioma- 1
Satan and his snooper app- 0
Satan get behind me i said as i sang in victory
'Satan shame unto you, all power belongs to Jesus'.
Hahaha great one
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