Throwback to household war times
We know AuntyB na, this has always been her format
But today, God in his mighty awesomeness decided to expose her evil ways.
Mum wasn't much of a kitchen person when we had our cousins and Aunties living with us
She supervised occasionally and let us do our thing.
Which meant we were served meals by eldest person at home.
Well at this point, AuntyB happened to be the eldest.
AuntyB's regime was a very trying time for us.
We were served according to her moods and sorry would be your name if you were in her bad book.
She was a specialist in giving us a pinch of meat while she ate and ate to her heart's content. So we always prayed like the Israelites, to be delivered from her captivity.
Well, this glorious day, she was all business as usual and our hearts were embittered because Mum brought home very tasty and crunchy chicken and we got next to nothing.
After dishing her meal, AuntyB decided to join Mum in the sitting room to watch tv. During the course of watching, Mum asked AuntyB to bring her food so she could taste out of 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha AuntyB almost disappeared but she reluctantly took the food to Mum.
One spoon into the rice, and para, Mum discovered the several big pieces of meat she hid under the rice.
You ought to have seen how much shell shocked Mum looked.
But the God who answers prayers was working on our matter.
Well, let's just say that was her last time serving food
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