The warlords!

It's one of those days you question the true maternity of your kids.

Really should've conducted that test from birth because from the minute they were both born, everyone knew they had arrived.

You scream 'Leave that place about 42 times in 15minutes,

Next is the 'Stop fighting!'

Then you try spanking

For a minute the girl goes quiet and you're gratef and assume the boy who won't sit still is definitely the one giving you the toughest time so you engage him in a hot chase, spank spank some more

Then you suddenly remember the girl

🥵🥵🥵🥵

One look at the room and you know you're done for

Your favorite lipstick had been used to write ABC on the wall

Half of your powder is sitting on the floor

While the other contents of your makeup purse has been spread abroad.

Suddenly you sit-down to cry and wish you never had them.

You remember that friend that is on her 6th IVF so you wipe your tears and thank God for them

Night finally comes, you tuck them into bed and they look all so beautiful and peaceful asleep and you can't help but smile as your heart warms up in love.

Well now you're in bed and every muscle in your body is screaming 'It is finished!'

Hubby definitely would have some explaining to do seeing that you have been a child of peace all your life.

Before you finally succumb to the sweet luring hands of sleep you remind yourself one more time

'I must get a maternity test'.