Crushed!!!

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Everybody was getting dressed to go chill, the vibes and excitement was palpable. It was agreed that we'd go swim.

Swim oh, as in, swimming!

Oya let's go!

I joined the bandwagon make e no be like say I dey dull

Splasssshhh! splasssshhh!!

That's all I heard as my friends began diving into the pool

Swimming back and forth, chasing each other around

Then they chose to play ball in the pool

'Crystal come inside na'

'Yoi guys go ahead, I wanna be here for a little bit longer' I replied.

Me, Crystal?

I was sitting by the pool contemplating how in God's name I would even make it into the water.

Amongst everyone my swimming trunk looked the best; you'd think I was modeling.

The opportunity to showcase it was the only reason I agreed to this swimming idea as my swim suit had been sitting under my box since I got it on a whimp months ago.

How could I tell them I didn't know how to swim?

I chose to play big girl, sitting by the pool, my legs in the water and a glass of juice in my hand like a movie star.

Everything was going fine until this Tunji of a guy decided to pull me into the water.

😭😭😭😭😭

I began flapping, kicking, screaming and everything in the book

I had only one goal in life 'Survive and strangle Tunji'

Ohhhhhh my performance was a sight for sore eyes

As everyone was having great fits of laughter until Bryan took mercy on me and helped me to the edge of the pool.

There I sat like a heap of wet rags, coughing, heaving and all

Eyes bloodshot, I staggered up to go carry out my ultimate revenge on Tunji.

Guess what?

I staggered and bumped into my all time crush Tryon

His deep blue eyes caught mine in a magical spell as his warm arms came around to steady me

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Could this day get any worse?

After all my shakara and effizy?

Fine girl in the mud!

How did it all go down?

                            To be continued!