Know your calling

'After this prayer and fasting, you're in for an encounter and your life shall not remain the same again' the Pastor screamed into the mic.
He screamed and stressed the more on the reason why we should fast and all the countless benefits attached.

The fast began in earnest and I plunged in head first without second thoughts.
This fast was to end in 20days,
Here I was at 10:27am Day 1,staring at the clock and willing it to run faster as I was shaking like a jellyfish. 
With the power of the Most High, I clocked 2pm and celebrated my win.

Day 2, day 3, day 4, 
By day 5 I was sure I was going to be admitted in the hospital or something.
This was supposed 6be a time to fellowship with my maker not expedite my meeting him by dying of hunger.
So, I went straight to my refrigerator
Fridge na me get
Fasting na me start ameve
Why let ulcer kill me for my future generations?
I decided to put a tweek to it, I decided to do a fruit fast.
My brethren, that's how yours truly almost became a water prefect.
Every liquid in the fridge disappeared in the twinkling of an eye.

Finally, I had to tell myself the truth oh.
No be every sldier them dey select for warfare.
Some will be praying while others would be fasting.
I don choose biko.

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