Wife/Husband material

I was really excited going into marriage and as is the thought of every young bride, I was looking forward to good times with hubby and at least the honeymoon phase would be spent wowing him. And wow him I did.

First week in the lovely holy matrimony, it was too much pepper.
Bobo displayed real anointing in long suffering.
Next we had was the great encounter with lot's wife.
The young groom was suffering and smiling.
Ohhhhhhhhhh it kept going from one amazing level to another.

Few weeks of calm and rightness and then we plunged right into the middle of a burning series.
Parboil anything= burning
To preheat anything= burning
Hubby had to take over the kitchen before we'd find ourselves building a new house for landlord.
Thank God for the miracle called microwave.
However, this wonderful day, hubby had made beans as per my request and traveled.
Unfortunately, it's a down NEPA moment so I had to heat my meal using the gas.
Well, let's just say I successfully ruined to meal, and destroyed the innocent pot for life while I was busy cursing out my neighbour or whoever it was for being so careless so much so that their food was burning badly.

Well, when hubby walked into the room yesterday and I told him 'Baby I've lost your first Bank ATM Card' , the gentleman just shrugged him shoulders and went about his way like nothing out of the ordinary happened.
My people that would be the number 98,000 card I'd have lost.

What have been your funny experiences in marriage/relationship?

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