Dear music minister!
The minute they called you up on stage, our hearts were all tuned in anticipation
So which one come be 'Open up your heart and let's be in the mood of worship?'
Next thing you enter 'This is not about me, it's not about the voice, it's not about...'
I know we want to see Jesus but if it's just a random thing, we wouldn't have invited you as guest artist in our church program na.
We should've handed the mic to anyone in church to lead us in songs.
Fifteen minutes into presentation you never sing one song.
From humming one chant to another, you say you're building atmosphere.
Next you enter scriptural exegesis.
See Brother Philemon that was standing beside me is now sitting down.
Infact two Mama in my front are competing for who will dose off first.
Ma/Sir, did you rehearse at all?
Or, you forgot most of the songs?
Another five minutes speaking in tongues, and Mummy Taiwo has started thinking of the soup she'd make tonight.
Worst part, your eyes has been closed all the while so you're not even seeing the reactions of people.
You finally open your eyes, look at the timer and it's 3 minutes left and you're telling us 'A quick one, quick one'.
You won use 3 minutes sing 8 songs, how?
My Dear just complete your chant make we know say na incantations you come do.
lols....
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