It's Thanksgiving today!

I've come back here again oh
It's another Sunday and guess what?
This time it wasn't just service as usual in my church, it was 'Thanksgiving service' !!!

We were asked to dress in our various cultural attire to spice up the service.
I took the assignment personally and who better to call than the one and only Nwuye Arch-Bishop, My beloveth mother, the chief specialist if tying wrapper and gele.

One phone call had my Mum digging deep into her box
'This one is George
This one is Hollandaise
This kirikiri star is the original hollandaise oh, it's not Hi Target
This one is......'
On and on she went while I begged God that she'd just arrive at one choice for me.
We bless God that after so many testing, we agreed on one.

Sunday morning, I was 'wrapped up' in glory, with my gold blouse, correct head gear, beads to spice it up and of course my must have hand fan.
I gorgeously climbed the stage and was lost in the heat of the praises.
How could I have known?😭😭😭
Next thing I saw my co soprano singer Rebecca, handing my second wrapper to me.
It feel off my waist while I was lost in the spirit.

What's with this two wrapper always discombobulating somebody?
There I was on stage trying to sing in the HolyGhost, keep a straight face devoid of embarrassment and still tie my wrapper like nothing happened.
For the very last time; is it by force to tie two wrapper? (Asking for a sister).
Anyways, why the bombastic side eyes?
Ohhhhh you thought I'd upload pictures of my embarrassing moment? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looking for an Igbo bride? Oya take the one I downloaded from internet to cool your temper.

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