Kids say the darndest things

Kids!!!
Kids, kids, kids would be kids right?
Have you encountered kids and the pretty crazy things they can say?
Kids who would say some words and you'd be left gobsmacked.

I wonder how mu kids managed to catch the Christmas fever but for the longest time now, they've been asking me for so many things for Christmas. Shoe, cap, clothes, glasses, wristwatch...
It's just been from one thing to the other.

Today, we did a quick stop at a supermarket and they immediately began pointing at things they wanted.
Of course, that wasn't why we stopped over, plus I wasn't going to indulge them this time.
After our stuffs had been checked and counted, my beloved son said 'Mummy, so you don't want to buy me ... ok, I know it's because you don't have money na. It's only my Daddy that has money. Don't finish his money oh'.
I wanted if I should pinch him or just ... I was flabbergasted. I ended up giving him some chocolate and bombastic side eyes but the damage was done. The young man almost finished me off with his words.

How about when my son sent me back to the room to get changed because I wore a green gown instead of my usual black clothes he was accustomed to me wearing around.
How about him telling his grandpa not to join us in the car cos he didn't smell nice?
Or when my younger brother asked him for a piece of his biscuit? And he turned around after giving him the biscuit to tell him
'Begi-begi e no good oh, buy your own e dey better'

Kids can say the most surprising things. If a person is not careful they'd think the kids were sent to say the crazy things they say.
Ever had such experience?

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