FEM!!!

Susan watched as her world crashed right before her eyes. It was no one but her supposed friend Jules with whom she shared all her juicy relationship tales, in bed with her fiance. 

Ted couldn't believe it, after he threw the party with his friends in celebration last week the clients call now to cancel on the contract? A contract that very well could be termed sealed in every sense of the word?

Davido's FEM comes to mind
       E be like you don dey talk too much
       Small talk, you don dey talk who talk
       Fem
      Oboy, you don dey do too much
      Small talk, you don dey look who talk
       Fem

What makes you think everyone would be happy to hear your big news?

Some persons around are just there to watch your every move
Some, ministers for information
Them say na rat wey dey inside dey tell the one outside say food dey house.

Food never don everybody don know say you dey cook   
FEM!
Na only promise dem promise you, you don run go tell 1 2 3   
FEM!!
I got the job, I'm just waiting for my appointment letter  
FEM!!!
You dey waka go hall for your last paper but your 'done and dusted' full everywhere
FEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes wait to take delivery of that blessing before you announce the planting process.
People won't attack what they don't know.

FEMMMMM!!!

Comments

  1. WazagaOctober 8, 2021 at 12:42 PM

    Omo! I love this last sentence "People won't attack what they don't know"

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    1. ChommydelightOctober 10, 2021 at 4:27 PM

      Yes ohhhh
      Some things are best kept secret until they become tangible

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