Heavenly race?

So I don run reach stadium oh
Na how to return house remain

With my complete gadget I was ready to conquer the world
Sneakers 5k
Exercise outfit 3k
Waist trainer 11k
I even bought head band 1k
With a stop watch on my wrist
I looked like a winner

Hip shaaaaa
Hip shaaaaa
Ahhhhhh my father!!!
Waist don hook
I couldn't breathe again oh
So I respected myself and sat by the sidelines

This cannot be the way na
It's just Kim K I wanted to look like not commit suicide 
Now see me panting like a deer that escaped a hot chase from a lion

Press up
Push up
Sit up
Squat 
Skip
Plank
Lift weights

And you say I should jog home
With which legs?
All these won't even matter in heaven sef
Besides bodily exercise profiteth little

Okada!
Okada!!
I gently went home, ate my delicious afang soup and garri and faced my destiny.

IT'S JUST FAT 
NOT CRIME!!!

Comments

  1. WazagaOctober 27, 2021 at 3:20 PM

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    did I not tell you?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Johnny🌴🌴October 27, 2021 at 5:56 PM

    ������

    ReplyDelete
  3. PRINCEUCHEOctober 27, 2021 at 6:15 PM

    Lol

    ReplyDelete
  4. Dalu❤️😍🥰October 27, 2021 at 6:57 PM

    Lolzz sis we need that Kim k body las las o 😂…women wahala no Dey finish na

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ChommydelightOctober 27, 2021 at 8:09 PM

      You just mailed it. Women wahala no dey finish.
      I live to fight another day.

      Delete
  5. UnknownOctober 27, 2021 at 7:39 PM

    😅💜💜

    ReplyDelete
  6. ChommydelightOctober 27, 2021 at 8:11 PM

    😭😭
    This is so unfair.
    Don't worry, very soon I'd be climbing mount Everest like staircase

    ReplyDelete
  7. UnknownOctober 27, 2021 at 8:22 PM

    Haha!! U cannot come an Kee yasef😆

    ReplyDelete
  8. UnknownOctober 27, 2021 at 9:49 PM

    That's the way forward o. You can't fit die biko

    ReplyDelete
  9. ManuelOctober 27, 2021 at 9:53 PM

    I laughed from start till finish... Na you send yourself ooo. Not even God is awear

    ReplyDelete
  10. AnonymousOctober 28, 2021 at 6:54 AM

    Na that afang soup my throat dey ooh

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ChommydelightOctober 28, 2021 at 7:48 PM

      I just knew I'd meet someone who shares in my passion.
      I greet you better person.

      Delete

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