OLORUN MAJE!!!

See ehhhh
Call me anything you like but this life?
I musto enjoy am

Story!
Story!!
One week after wedding
You know how you'll be glowing and feeling like one kind brand new Corolla
That was me oh
Love no allow me see road that time

So in the spirit of honeymoon
Hubby took me for a little chopping and flexing in Enugu

Why are you looking at me somehow?
It's not like my Daddy did not take us out when we were kids
It's just that as umu pastor, we spent 99% of the time dealing with devil
The other 1% was for house chores and being obedient children

So when I finally got married to hubby I needed to catch up on all the merriments of life
Brethren that was how we landed at SHOPRITE
Somebody say glory!!!

As we drove in kpammmmm
Your dear Chi-Baby sighted Ferris wheel
Heyyyy my God
That thing we see on TV!
I flew there
Batted my eyelids and hubby paid for our ride

Next thing I know wicked operator don suspend us for air
I knew it! 
From the way that guy was looking at us, he was jealous
I begged God to bring me down and I'd never sin again
Forgave all the people that offended me from infancy to date
Saw the video of my whole life flash before my eyes
Kai is this how I wee die without legacy?
I never even born sef
Who go come remember me?

Next thing I know we don turn dey ground
I alighted with the speed of light
So na inside this honey wey I never see full moon village people won kill me?
OLORUN MAJE!!!



Comments

  1. WazagaOctober 15, 2021 at 11:34 AM

    Hahahahaha

    When the guy stopped us mid air so others would join the wheel 5 minutes felt like 50 minutes. I've never seen the face of fear till that day.

    Then immediately we came down the nausea started.

    I swore I'd never take you to any Ferris wheel again.

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    1. ChommydelightOctober 15, 2021 at 3:35 PM

      It was intentional.
      Enemies trying to kee me just when I started flexing life but my God pass them.

      Delete
    2. BisOctober 16, 2021 at 5:48 AM

      Wahala be like Ferris wheel when u never see full moon inside honey moon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Delete
    3. ChommydelightOctober 16, 2021 at 9:01 AM

      For moon wey I still dey komot wrapping sheet na him dey won finish me.

      Delete
  2. EnduranceOctober 16, 2021 at 6:45 AM

    He wanted u people to see the full moon, since u where on ur honeymoon.🙄🙄🙄🙄 After my own wedding I no fit try am.

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    1. ChommydelightOctober 16, 2021 at 9:07 AM

      Full moon right?
      I saw my unborn children instead asking me 'Mummy why?'

      Na angels carry me come down finally.
      I no try am again.

      Delete

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